Fucking Useless Undang Class

Attended 5hours of useless undang class today.

feel like a dumb.. fucked up retard.

zzzz

hao sad hao sad.

waste my whole day. UGH !

Holiday

When its school season..

i used to wake up at 6 in the morning.. den .. sleep 12 in the night..


it will be.. 18 hours of activity i do per day


but when it comes to holiday.. i woke up 1pm in the afternoon.. sleep around 3am in the night. huh SAD

=( just 14hours of erm.. wat do you call tad?



sad

since holiday..

i non stop receiving those unwanted FUCKING news..

damn FUCK.


i reli hope tad those are just rumours .. fakes.. lies..  =(


hao sad hao sad


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drank two tin of tiger last night.. my whole body feels damn hot .. face damn red.. but my urine damn white.. almost colorless jor .

ppl say tad tiger beer makes ur body cool.. =D

two tin only? yea i noe i'm not a drink.

Lmao

Sam sent me a messege in facebook. after i read-ed it .. lmao ~_~

1st Scene


Daddy and Mommy are fighting in the living room, right in front of their little son.

Daddy : Oh!!!You Bitch!

Mommy : What?? You Bastard!

Son : Daddy, Mommy, what's Bitch and Bastards?

At this moment, Daddy blushes. He quickly thinks up of something.

Daddy : It means Ladies and Gentlemen son.

Son : Oh I see!



2nd Scene...

Little Son was watching a TV show about the premarital sex and there they mentioned the words 'breasts' and 'penises'.

Mommy was reading the papers.

Son : Mummy, what's breasts and penises?

At this moment, mummy turned blue, and quickly thought of something to say.

Mom: It means coats and hats, son.

Son: Oh I see.



3rd Scene...

Daddy was shaving his beard and son passed by: the toilet. Suddenly daddy cut himself and scream...

Daddy:Oh SHIT!!

Son: Daddy, what's shit?

At this moment, Daddy eyes bulgened, and quickly thought of something to say...

Daddy: It means shaving cream, son.

Son: Oh I see.



4th Scene...

Christmas is approaching, and mommy was stuffing the turkey into the stove, so she said...

Mommy: Oh! Fuck!

Son: Mommy, what's fuck?

At this moment, Mommy froze. She quickly thought of something to say.

Mommy: It means stuffing son.

Son: Oh I see!!



5th Scene...

It's Christmas Eve! Little son exuberantly opened the door to let all that is uncles, aunties, cousins and friends come into the house.

Proudly he said... "Welcome in, Bastard and Bitches! Please put all your breasts and penises at that corner of the house! My parents are busy at the moment. You see: Daddy is putting shit at his face upstairs and mummy is fucking the turkey in the kitchen. Don't worry they will come but in a minute!!

Everyone fainted!!!!!!!!!

new header again. dis time its a FISH!